What job?

I'm on vacation for a glorious week.With some Spring cleaning, I came across the lesson that I did on Friday with the basic adult class. The main article was about Michael Jackson's "process of applying for a regular job" in Bahrain- the job as entertainment consultant.Later on the question was:Decide on jobs for these famous celebrities.What job would you give them?
Brad Pitt: model
Condoleeza Rice: pianist
Ronaldo: boxer
Kate Moss: servant
Mariah Carey: soccer player(odd) or music teacher
Venus Williams: waitress or golf player or Mcdonald's drive-thru
Kofi Annan: clean windows or social worker
I asked them about Korean President No Moo Hyun and the answers were: private nurse or writer or garbage collector.This tells you how much they really think of the man.
But by far the laughs rolled in with Michael Jackson: teacher-"because he likes children"/zookeeper(my choice,want him to scrape the cages clean of animal mess,no gloves-bling/plastic/surgical) and plastic surgeon assistant-which should be right up there.
I have some pics from the weekend,that will be next.-p